Are you sick of this junk? Every godforsaken day it's the same load of nonsense. Your inbox is a disaster, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We have to do something about this. It's time to fight back!

• Block all spam emails you receive.
• Opt out from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Employ a good spam filter.

Don't let these freeloaders win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!

This Damn Spam is Flooding My Mail

I despise getting spam. It's like an endless torrent of garbage clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to throw my computer.

• This spam is
• never stop emailing me about
• things I don't want to see

I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a never-ending.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up more info and live off the grid

Fuck You

Are they seriously this stupid to click on this garbage? I'm done of seeing your lame attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.

• Stop spamming
• Your ads are annoying
• {Go away forever|Just go away

Take The Heck Off Of Here With That Spam

You know what really bugs me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible crap in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these assholes think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created

Dude, seriously? That Asshole is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Quit. You Strive to Manage a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Garbage from some Clown trying to sell you something Stupid. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

Seriously, WeShould. It's like a Disease on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Waste of Time.

I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me eternal youth. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more advertisement for weight loss pills, I’m going to implode.

• {Seriously|Can't you guys just
• This spam is out of control!
• I think I need to move off the grid.